THE PRESIDENT: Deep in my heart, I know the man is on the run, if he's alive at all.
(Karl says we have to low-ball expectations on Evil. Karl says we must never talk about the Evil One and the One-Eyed One, so my approval ratings won't depend on whether we get their scalps.)
Who knows if he's hiding in some cave or not? We haven't heard from him in a long time.
(Rummy says the Evil One — I mean, the One Formerly Known as Evil — and a lot of the top Al Queda commanders vamoosed from Tora Bora to Pakistan in December. Rummy says we blew it and should never have trusted those double-dealing Afghan varmints to seal the borders and check the caves. But Rummy says it's not a mistake if you don't admit it.)
And the idea of focusing on one person is — indicates to me people don't understand the scope of the mission.
(Karl says that if I repeat this mumbo jumbo often enough, people will buy it and forget all that Wanted Dead or Alive junk.)
Terror is bigger than one person.
(Karl says we'll all be terrified if one person — the Democratic nominee in 2004 — can make the argument that we've been spending $2 billion a month on a manhunt without catching any of the 9/11 villains.)
And he's just — he's a person who's now been marginalized.
(Karen says we have to marginalize Osama or we'll be marginalized.)
His network, his host government has been destroyed. He's the ultimate parasite who found weakness, exploited it and met his match.
(Vice says the Ultimate Parasite may have already leeched onto another host country — Yemen, the Philippines or maybe Somalia — where he could be e-mailing terror orders to his friends from his Mac.)
You know, I just don't spend that much time on him, to be honest with you.
(I can't stop thinking about it. Dad says I should pretend he didn't slip through our fingers. Dad says if he hadn't compared Saddam to Hitler, people wouldn't have gotten so riled at him when he let Saddam stay in power. Gee, I wish Rummy would hurry up and get Osama. Anyway, Daschle hasn't caught Osama either.)
I'm more worried about making sure that our soldiers are well supplied, that the strategy is clear.
(Karl says we should use the war to help us in the midterm Congressional elections this fall, but we should do it in a way no one notices.)
There's going to be other struggles like Shah-i-Kot, and I'm just as confident about the outcome of those future battles as I was about Shah-i-Kot.
(Rummy says the reason there'll be other struggles like Shah-i-Kot is that everybody keeps escaping. Karl says I have to concentrate on raising a million bucks a week for the struggles in the key battleground states of North Carolina, Minnesota, Missouri and Iowa.)
We are showing the world we know how to fight a guerrilla war with conventional means.
(Condi says we have to have lots of little nukes, just in case.)
Well, as I say, we haven't heard much from him.
(Tom says he's got all those psychedelic color-coded gizmos, just in case.)
I truly am not that concerned about him. I know he is on the run.
(Vice says Osama can't run Al Qaeda on the run, but he never ran Al Qaeda any other way. I asked Vice, "Vice, haven't Osama and his bombs always lived out of a suitcase?" But Vice told me not to overdo the psychoanalytic bit.)
We're working closely with other governments to deny sanctuary, or training, or a place to hide or a place to raise money.
(Vice called me today and said the sheiks aren't shakin' and bakin' with our plans to vaporize Iraq. What is their problemo?)
And we've got more work to do. . . . This is going to be a long struggle.
(Karl says all the way to 2008. He says we're plenty hot because the Dems have no recession, no soft money and no war.)
And I can assure you, I am not going to blink.
(Karl and Karen and Rummy and Vice and Condi and Tom say even if we don't catch Osama, I'm a rock star. Hey, I hang with Bono.)
Enter Burrows Cave
In 1982, a discovery apparently unrelated to the Michigan tablets was alleged to have been made by Mr. Russell Burrows of Olney, Illinois. He claims to have found a cave in the southern part of his state loaded with the treasures of foreign visitors who crossed the seas from the Near East, Europe and Africa about 2,000 years ago.
He claims the site is also a rich repository of stone records belonging to some unknown people who possessed a high level of culture. I have known Mr. Burrows since 1993, and compiled a photographic library of some of his items, which number over 2,000 such stones. I personally examined about half of them, and have concluded they are authentic artifacts. Although he refuses to divulge the location of his cave, the sheer number and sometimes fine workmanship of the artifacts he allegedly took from the site tend to support their identification as genuine artifacts.
Even so, many of my fellow diffusionists have condemned the Burrows Cave finds as part of a hoax. Admittedly, the tangle of frustrating obstacles, legal and otherwise, preventing any kind of access to the location's whereabouts have disenchanted very many investigators. But the full story of Burrows Cave, while yet to be told, is gradually unfolding with the gradual release of objects never before seen, and someday we may learn everything there is to know about this site. There may be a parallel here with the Dead Sea scrolls, discovered in 1948. Even now, a complete accounting of this find has still not been disclosed to the public.
Mr. Burrows telephoned me two years ago to say that he had purposely withheld some inscribed stones from sale because of the imagery they featured; namely, identifiably Christian scenes, mostly Old Testament. He was uncomfortable with these items, because he feared critics would use such obvious themes to further debunk his discovery. Mr. Burrows knew some Indians had knowledge of Old World traditions and Old Testament stories. But what concerned him was, as he put it, "the Jesus stones."
At my request, he sent me photographs of them, and I was able to compare their images of evidently Old Testament themes with similar representations found on the Michigan tablets. I was astonished to notice that both sets not only featured scenes of Jesus Christ, but also the same "Mystic Symbol ." The same symbol appears in southern Illinois 62 years after the last published information concerning the Michigan mound builders using this identical mark. Approximately 20,000 to 30,000 Michigan artifacts were excavated from 1848 to the 1920's, compared with the 6,000 to 7,000 Burrows Cave stones of southern Illinois removed between 1982 and 1986. These fundamental facts render any possibility for either collection being a hoax extremely remote, if not impossible.
The predominant glyph found on the Burrows Cave objects is the so-called "Helios symbol," coined by epigrapher, Paul Shaffranke. Even this important character is found in conjunction with the Michigan symbol to suggest some type of inter-action between these two otherwise distinct groups. Maybe these glyphs have the same meaning. There appear to have been vital differences between these two groups of ancient Americans: non-Christian imagery dominates the Burrows Cave stones.
Still, there are legitimate doubts among our own diffusionist supporters concerning these "Christ stones," due largely to some relatively minor variations in the placement of glyphs, together with the anomalous appearance of a particular symbol on the Michigan objects (see page 39). Clearly, much work still needs to be done in any comparisons of these two diverse collections. But the evidence of the Michigan Tablets and Burrows Cave stones suggests that some fundamentally important culture-bearer visited our Western Hemisphere in pre-Columbian times. Was it actually Jesus himself?
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